Santa and a lawyer are seated next to
each other on a flight from Patiyala to
New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he
would like to play a fun game. Santa,
tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists and explains that the
game is easy and a lot of fun. He
says, "I ask you a question, and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me fifty
rupees, and vice versa." Again, Santa
declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay,
if you don't know the answer, you pay
me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000." This
catches Santa's attention and, figuring
there will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game. The lawyer asks
the first question: "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" Santa
doesn't say a word, reaches into his
purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and
hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the
lawyer, "your turn." Santa asks, "What
goes up a hill with three legs and
comes back with four legs?" The
lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his
references ... no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress ... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his
friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes Santa and
hands him Rs. 5000. Santa thanks
him and turns back to get some more
sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a
little miffed, stirs Santa and
asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, Santa reaches into his
purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and
goes back to sleep. And you thought
Sardars were dumb.
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