Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed
up in Bombay. They managed to get
into a double- decker bus. Santa
Singh somehow managed to get a
bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got
pushed to the top. After a while when
the rush is over, Santa went upstairs
to see friend Bannta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition
clutching the seats in front with both
hands, scared to death. He says, "Are
Banta Singh!
What the heck's going' on? Why are
you scared ? I was enjoying my ride
down there ?" Scared Banta
replies. "Yeah, but you've got a
*driver.* "
Submitted by: Anonymous
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