A Sardarji and an American are
seated next to each other on a flight
from Los Angeles to New York. The
American asks if he would like to play
a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just
wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and rolls over to the window
to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains
that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if
you don't know the answer, you pay
me five dollars, and vice versa." Again,
he declines and tries to get some
sleep.
The American, now agitated,
says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention
and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment, agrees to the game. The
American asks the first
question: "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?" The Sardarji
doesn't say a word, reaches into his
wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands
it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with
three legs and comes down with four
legs?" The American, puzzled, takes
out his laptop computer & searches
all his preferences........no answer. He
taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his
friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji
and hands him $500. The Sardarji
thanks him and turns back to get
some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a
little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and
asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches
into his purse,hands the american
$5,and goes back to sleep.
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