A Sardar went hunting one day in
Ontario and bagged three ducks. He
put them in the bed of his pickup truck
and was about to drive home when he
was confronted by a game warden
who didn't like Sardars. The game
warden ordered the Sardar to show
his hunting license, and the Sardar
pulled out a valid Ontario hunting
license.
The game warden looked at the
license, then reached over and picked
up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt,
and said, "This duck ain't from
Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You
got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?"
The Sardar reached into his wallet
and produced a Quebec hunting
license. The game warden looked at
it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and
said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This
duck's from Manitoba. You got a
Manitoba license?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and
produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and
picked up the third duck, sniffed its
butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba
duck. This here duck's from Nova
Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin'
license?"
Again the Sardar reached into his
wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia
hunting license. The game warden
was extremely frustrated at this point,
and he yelled at the Sardar "Just
where the hell are you from?"
The Sardar smiled turned around,
bent over, dropped his pants, and
said, "You tell me, you're the expert."
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