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A Sardar, his wife and his son from a
small village in Punjab visits mumbai
for the first time.
They are all excited touring this big
city. Sardar's wife wanted to use the
toilet and they walked into this very tall
office building.
While she was in toilet Father and son
spotted these 2 metal dorrs opening
and closing. (They had never seen an elevator before). Both confused and
looked at each other. Son asked "Dad
what is this thing". Father confused
said "Son...I haven't seen anything like
this"
While they were talking a old lady in
wheelchair waited by the doors and
when the doors opened she rolled in
presssed a button and doors colsed.
and the numbers started to light up on
the doors frame.
When reached number "19" it stopped
and this time numbers started to
count down. and when it reached "0"
doors opened and a young very sexy
19 year old girl walked out.
Father still looking at the girl as she
approched the door yelled to his
son "Oye!!!! Apni Mummy ko bula"
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