4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and
our Santa were being interviewed for a
top job. With nothing to choose
between them, the President told
them over dinner that the decisive test
would be carried out the following
morning, with each candidate being
asked the same question and the
best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was the
Marathi. "Here's your question," said
the President, "What's the fastest thing
in the world?" Without hesitation, he
replied "A thought, because it takes no
time at all." "Very good answer," said
the President.
Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the
fastest thing in the world?" asked the
president. "A blink," replied the Gujju
almost instantaneously, "cos you don't
think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good
answer," replied the president.
Next was the Bengali, "What's the
fastest thing in the world?" asked the
president. The Bengali thought for a
moment, "Electricity, because you can
flip a switch and 20 miles away a light
will go on immediately." "That's a great
answer," replied the president.
Finally, it was our Santa's
turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the
world?" asked the president.
Scratching his head Santa
replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night
after dinner I was lying on my bed
when I got these awful stomach pains
and before I could think, blink or turn
on the light....."
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